9
Jan

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/

First real belly laugh of the SU day.. from the page:

[The bowling green. Enter THE KNAVE, WALTER and DONALD, to play at ninepins]

WALTER
In sooth, then, faithful friend, this was a rug of value? Thou wouldst call it not a rug among ordinary rugs, but a rug of purpose? A star in a firmament, in step with the fashion alike to the Whitsun morris-dance? A worthy rug, a rug of consequence, sir?

THE KNAVE
It was of consequence, I should think; verily, it tied the room together, gatherd its qualities as the sweet lovers spring grass doth the morning dew or the rough scythe the first of autumn harvests. It sat between the four sides of the room, making substance of a square, respecting each wall in equal harmony, in geometers cap; a great reckoning in a little room. Verily, it transformd the room from the space between four walls presented, to the harbour of a mans monarchy.

WALTER
Indeed, a rug of value; an estimable rug, an honourd rug; O unhappy rug, that should live to cover such days!

DONALD
Of what dost thou speak, that tied the room together, Knave? Take pains, for I would well hear of that which tied the room together.

WALTER
Didst thou attend the Knaves tragic history, Sir Donald?

DONALD
Nay, good Sir Walter, I was a-bowling.

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